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At Long Last Leo

DAD: Where's Leo? MOM: (holding a pac...

Overview

Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)
Genders
  • Female: 2
  • Male: 1
Playing Age
Mature Adult, Adult
Style
Comedic
Length
Medium
Time Period
Contemporary
Time/Place
America, 1980s, Backyard of a Suburban House
Act/Scene
Act 1, Scene 1

Context

Text

DAD: Where's Leo?

MOM: (holding a package; stricken) It's not Leo.

DAD: What?

MOM: It's from Leo.

(DAD takes the package to examine.)

SHEILA: He's not coming?

MOM: I don't know.

DAD: It says here it came open in shipment... Postal Reclamation Center...

SHEILA: I'll just bet he's not coming, the little stinker.

MOM: So open it.

DAD: I'm trying. It's taped every which way.

MOM: Here.

(MOM takes the envelope to the table and commences prying it open with the garden clippers.)

SHEILA: I know what it is.

DAD: What?

SHEILA: (mysteriously) Go ahead. You open it.

(From inside the envelope, MOM pulls out a thick manuscript – 638 pages thick. A pause.)

DAD: What is it?

MOM: I don't know yet.

DAD: Is there a note or anything?

MOM: No.

(DAD takes up the manuscript.)

DAD: Is it a book he wrote? It doesn't have a title.

SHEILA: I got one too.

DAD: Yeah?

SHEILA: About a week ago. Same thing. No note, nothing.

DAD: What is it?

SHEILA: It's a thing he wrote.

MOM: Let me see it.

(MOM takes the manuscript, pages through it.)

DAD: Did you read it?

SHEILA: A little, yeah. It's interesting.

DAD: So what is it?

SHEILA: I don't know. It's a thing.

DAD: A thing?

SHEILA: I don't know what you'd call it.

DAD: Well what's it about?

SHEILA: It's about everything.

(DAD looks at SHEILA. MOM looks at SHEILA.)

SHEILA: Don't look at me. (seeing Leo approach) There he is. Ask him.

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