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At Long Last Leo

LEO: I'm a little scared, Gloria. I thi...

Overview

Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)
Characters
Genders
  • Female: 1
  • Male: 1
Playing Age
Adult
Style
Comedic
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Time/Place
America, 1980s, Backyard of a Suburban House
Act/Scene
Act 1, Scene 2

Context

Text

LEO: I'm a little scared, Gloria. I think I might have really touched off something.

GLORIA: Looks like it.

LEO: Except it's not from what I wrote. That dog-and-pony show I carted out for Mom? That was just generalizations. And that stuff Sheila was quoting? She had it all garbled.

GLORIA: Still, indirectly.

LEO: What do you mean?

GLORIA: Maybe that's the way history works, Leo. Very sloppily. First there's an idea. And people grope for it, and knock it over, piece it together, pass it around... And eventually, maybe, hopefully, they start to get it.

LEO: (considers this, then:) That's even scarier than I thought.

GLORIA: Because it is scary, Leo.

LEO: I mean, if what I'm onto is even partially... These are people's lives.

GLORIA: Leo? I'm not happy either.

(A moment)

LEO: What?

GLORIA: I too am looking for something. Yes, I go to the office. Yes, I have a circle of friends. I've known men. My life is lacking.

LEO: Oh, wow.

GLORIA: One of the lawyers in our office? – a wonderful lawyer, a litigator, one of the reasons I came to this firm – this man approached me, very openly, about his attraction to me. He's married, but unhappily, but told me very truthfully he didn't know what the outcome of that would be. I told him, very truthfully, there wasn't enough in it for me. All of a sudden I'm using phrases like that. I'm changing, Leo.

LEO: This is really a little spooky. What's happening here tonight, it's... I mean the mere fact that you're telling me all this.

GLORIA: Because you're different.

LEO: Am I really?

GLORIA: (her intensity building as she goes) It's you I love, Leo. I have loved you since the sixth grade. All this business about our being buddies? Baloney. There. I said it. Oh God.

LEO: This is incredible.

GLORIA: Would you like to go to my apartment?

LEO: Right now?

GLORIA: Or later on. It's just I'm on a roll right now and I can't let myself stop. I promise I'll have you home before morning so your parents won't know. God, can you believe what an idiot I'm being? So would you?

LEO: Sure.

GLORIA: Oh my God. That's great. That is just great. I am so glad we've finally got that taken care of. (Sits.) Now, if you want to talk about your manifesto, I'm all ears.

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