Overview
- Female: 1
- Male: 1
Context
Abby is feeling refreshed, having just returned from about a week off in the woods. Though upon returning to her lover Ken’s apartment, she was a bit surprised to discover Pam (her boss and Ken’s former fiancée), and indeed is shocked when Pam, normally completely contained, unleashed her passion for Ken by launching an attack on Abby. Still, Pam is no match for Abby when it comes to letting one’s insides loose – and Pam is quickly frightened off by Abby’s growl, as it were. Which, FYI, Abby
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(ABBY kisses him lightly on the lips. KEN gets poked by something. He lifts a twig from her hair.)
ABBY: Oh. Sorry. I was in the woods.
KEN: (contemplative) I know.
ABBY: Mind if I jump in the shower? I’m feeling really funky.
KEN: And after the shower you'll tell me what happened?
ABBY: What do you mean?
KEN: On your adventure or whatever. Something happened.
ABBY: Why do you say that?
KEN: A hunch.
(A moment.)
ABBY: I met someone.
KEN: I knew it.
ABBY: Except not really!
KEN: I knew it!!
ABBY: Not another man! Exactly. (then confesses:) He's a wolf.
KEN: You met a wolf?
ABBY: Yes.
KEN: Someone like you, you mean.
ABBY: No, I mean a wolf.
KEN: Full-time?
ABBY: Full time, full-blooded, full... I'm sorry, Ken. Full of something I find I need.
KEN: I'm assuming that “need” didn't include sex.
ABBY: Yes, it included, among other things... I'm not trying to hide it!
KEN: You slept with this...animal?!
ABBY: We did everything together.
KEN: Abby, you just met him!
ABBY: Wolves don't date.
KEN: I don't believe this. Who is he? What do you know about him? What's his name?
ABBY: They don't have names, either, Ken.
KEN: Oh? Or maybe he just didn't tell you?
ABBY: What?
KEN: Sure, he's probably got a wife and pups somewhere!
ABBY: Are you making a joke?
KEN: I don't know. This is all such new terrain to me.
ABBY: He doesn't have a wife and pups. Wolves are monogamous.
KEN: Oh? Are they? Except, of course, you.
ABBY: I'm a mixture. But still, yes, I am...or want to be! And that's why I'm here. Back. Because it bothered me a lot. And him.
KEN: Oh, he's concerned?
ABBY: Yes! He's incredibly ethical. Actually, you'd like him! Under other circumstances.
KEN: Like at the zoo.
ABBY: Stop it.
KEN: I hope you're not about to suggest that the three of us meet. That we all go camping together or something.
ABBY: Obviously, that's not possible.
KEN: So...what are you going to do?
ABBY: I don't know. I'm trying to decide.
KEN: On what basis?
ABBY: I don't know!
KEN: Mm. (then:) How about breakfast?
ABBY: What?
KEN: Oh come on, you remember. How on weekends I’d make you pancakes and bacon? Even squeeze fresh orange juice. Can he do that?
ABBY: No.
KEN: No. Probably just slaps a little raw carcass in front you. After chawing off his portion first, if I know the type.
ABBY: What if he does?
KEN: Abby, any time you want raw carcass, I'll talk to the butcher.
ABBY: I think you're missing the point.
KEN: The point is you have a choice! Wolves don't.
(ABBY starts to speak...but stops, finding no response.)
KEN: (taking hold of her) Abby, do you realize... This is the first time since we've been together--probably ever--that change hasn't just overtaken you! It's become a choice.
(ABBY crosses away, aimless. She gestures incomprehensibly.)
KEN: What?
(ABBY tries to speak, but can't.)
KEN: Tell me!
ABBY: (trying to contain exploding emotions) That smell! The one when we met! There was something about it. I couldn't tell what. Except that I wanted to roll in it. (turning away) But now that I have, I’m not so sure I like it.
KEN: Having a choice?
ABBY: (after a moment) Having to choose.
KEN: Abby, forgive me if this is bigoted. But being human is better. It beats being a wolf.
ABBY: No, I...I know what you're saying.
KEN: So okay then!
ABBY: But being human is so many things. So many of which contradict each other. It's hard to know who I am when I'm human. But with him, I know exactly who I am.
KEN: Sure. His submissive bitch.
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