Julia: Steven, wake up! The Sultan's guards are coming!

Steven: What? Oh, it's you.

Julia: Yes. Now do get up. Today is dedicated to me if you remember.

Steven: Of course. I hang on your every word.

Julia: I've been thinking about that, and I've decided to ask you some questions for a change.

Steven: Whatever you like.

Julia: Well firstly, did you really have a cousin called Isabella?

Steven: She wasn't exactly my cousin, but I was in love with her, and so was my older brother. He was the one who kissed her, whilst I had to go off and find the flowers. He was bigger than I was and a terrible bully. That was why I decided to become a great warrior, so I could get my own kisses. Of course life never quite works out the way we plan.

Julia: Such a tale would break my heart, if it were true,