The internet has gone down in a small town and the residents are
(JENNY is sitting on a park bench. Reading a book. NINA comes barreling in.)
NINA: Oh. Sorry! That was too loud. What are you doing? Reading? I heard reading is a really great way to pass the time now that the internet isn’t working.
JENNY: Actually it is. You know I’ve had this copy of Anna Karenina in my house for five years and never read it. And now I am! It’s a great book.
NINA: Uh, huh. Sure.
JENNY: I thought I’d miss the internet more but it’s actually been really relaxing! I didn’t realize how much stress being online caused me on a daily—
NINA: Nice. Great. Sorry, I’ve just had a heck of a time keeping all my friends updated on everything that’s going on with me now that the stupid internet is down. I mean how did people keep in touch before Facebook and
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