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Black-Ey'd Susan

Doggrass: Now, Jacob, how fares Captain...

Overview

Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Youth (Y)/General Audiences (G)
Genders
  • Female: 0
  • Male: 2
Playing Age
Adult, Mature Adult, Young Adult
Style
Comedic
Length
Medium
Time Period
Classical
Time/Place
England, nineteenth-century
Act/Scene
Act 3, Scene 1

Context

Text

Doggrass: Now, Jacob, how fares Captain Crosstree?

Jacob: Better; it is thought he will recover.

Doggrass: Another disappointment, yet, by the rules of the service, William must die. Here, Jacob, I've something for you to--

Jacob: I've something for you, sir. [Gives him money]

Doggrass: Why, what's this?

Jacob: Three guineas, two shillings, and sixpence half-penny! That's just, sir, what I've received of you since I've been in your employ.

Doggrass: Well, and what of that?

Jacob: I don't feel comfortable with it, sir; I'd thank you to take it.

Doggrass: Take it! Are you mad?

Jacob: No, sir--I have been; I have been wicked, and I now think--and I wish you would think so too--that all wickedness is madness.

Doggrass: How is all this brought about?

Jacob: A short tale, sir; it's all with the Captain.

Doggrass: The Captain!

Jacob: Yes; I was in the public house when the Captain was brought in with that gash in his shoulder; I stood beside his bed, it was steeped in blood--the doctor shook his head--the parson came and prayed; and when I looked on the Captain's blue lips and pale face, I thought what poor creatures we are; then something whispered in my heart, 'Jacob, thou hast been a mischief-making, wicked lad--and suppose Jacob, thou wert, at this moment's notice, to take the Captain's place!' I heard this--heard it as plain as my own voice--and my hair moved, and I felt as I'd been dipped in a river, and I fell like a stone on my knees--when I got up again, I was quite another lad.

Doggrass: Ha, ha!

Jacob: That's not a laugh; don't deceive yourself, it sounds to my ears like the croak of a frog, or the hoot of an owl.

Doggrass: Fool!

Jacob: I ran as hard as I could to Farmer Arable--told him what a rascal I was, and begged he'd hire me--he did, and gave me half-a-year's wages in advance, that I might return the money you had paid me--there it is.

Doggrass: Idiot! take the money.

Jacob: Every coin of it is a cockatrice's egg--it can bring forth nought but mischief.

Doggrass: Take it, or I'll throw it into the sea.

Jacob: Don't, for coming from your hand, it would poison all the fishes.

Doggrass: You will be a fool, then?

Jacob: Yes; one of your fools, Master Doggrass--I will be honest. [Exit]

Douglas Jerrold, "Black-Ey'd Susan" in Nineteenth-Century Plays, ed. George Rowell, Oxford University Press, 1987, pp.32-3.

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