IAN I've got it!

MADELYN What?

IAN A new weapon to blow up the bullet-proof Mercedes.

MADELYN Oh, what is it?

IAN A nuclear pistol missile.

MADELYN That's different. But, Ian, how can you fit a missile into a pistol?

IAN It's a miniature missile. Come on, Madelyn. It doesn't have to be that big. Type it in.

MADELYN (gets up and heads for the computer) If you say so, but --

IAN -- OK, OK! Make a note that the pistol is larger than usual.

MADELYN Who would want to carry it?

IAN Anybody with muscles up to his scalp. Hey, we could build the whole movie around it. Change the title from Ten Killers to Duke Nuke.

MADELYN Duke Nuke?

IAN Yeh. A brand new hero. Admit it. He makes James Bond sound like Kermit, the Frog.

MADELYN Oh, Ian, you write