Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities.

  1. Scenes
  2. Laughter on the 23rd Floor
  3. Lucas Brickman Milt Fields Val Skolsky
  4. Start: Val: Did Max get in yet? Excuse m...

Start: Val: Did Max get in yet? Excuse m...

Laughter on the 23rd Floor

Lucas Brickman Milt Fields Val Skolsky

See more scenes from Neil Simon

Text

Start: Val: Did Max get in yet? Excuse me. Am I interrupting? Forgive me. Pay no attention.
Milt: The man apologizes three times in one sentence and hasn’t said good morning yet.

[...]

End: Val: Where is everyone? Five after ten and we haven’t put two lousy words down on paper.
Milt: He’s right. Hey, Luke. Put two lousy words down on paper. (Into phone) Collette? Milt. Listen, babe. We’ll have to cancel tonight. It’s my wife’s birthday. Unless I can convince her she’s wrong.

Citation: Neil Simon, Laughter on the 23rd Floor, Simon and Schuster Paperbacks , 2005, pp. 236-239.

All scenes are property and copyright of their owners. Scenes are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. If you would like to give a public performance of this scene, please obtain authorization from the appropriate licensor.

Videos

All scenes are property and copyright of their owners. Scenes are presented on StageAgent for educational purposes only. If you would like to give a public performance of this scene, please obtain authorization from the appropriate licensor.

More about this monologue

Sign up today to unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities.

Join Now

Auditions & Jobs

Julius Caesar Dayton, OH

Dayton, OH

THE TOXIC AVENGER Loveland, OH

Loveland, OH

FOUR OLD BROADS Cincinnati, OH

Cincinnati, OH

View More