TOBEY MAGUIRE: Hey! Level with me. What’...

I'm Gonna Marry You, Tobey Maguire

Shelby Hinkley Tobey Maguire

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TOBEY MAGUIRE: Hey! Level with me. What’s happening? There’s no way you did this all by yourself.

SHELBY: Oh, technically my friend Abigail helped me put your unconscious body on the bus, but she had no idea. Mmm, the way your body fills out a duffel bag…..

TOBEY MAGUIRE: You lifted me with those arms?

SHELBY: You don’t like my arms? I really need to tone up before the dance on Friday. Cosmo says if I lift soup cans every day, I’ll look like an Olsen twin.

TOBEY MAGUIRE: Who’s Cosmo? Did he tell you to do this?

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TOBEY MAGUIRE: I’m not gonna marry you!

SHELBY: Yes, you are.

TOBEY MAGUIRE: No, I’m not.

SHELBY: Yes, you are! It’s the title of the play!

Citation: Samantha Hurley, I’m Gonna Marry You, Tobey Maguire, Concord Theatricals, 2023, pp. 5 - 7.

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