STEPHANIE. Look, we are having the break up conversation. You are breaking up with me. That means I can talk about whatever I want. Those are the rules. So shut the f##k up and listen to whatever I have to say.

PAUL. I’ll give you seven minutes. That seems about right for a three month relationship.

STEPHANIE. Fine. So I’m in the gynecologist office—

PAUL. (walking away and returns) Wait a minute—

STEPHANIE. What are you doing?

PAUL. I’m setting a timer.

STEPHANIE. You’re such an asshole. No wonder I’m breaking up with you.

PAUL. (overlapping) I’m breaking up with--

STEPHANIE. Well, first of all, the room where they –check you out—

PAUL. Check you out?

STEPHANIE. I was trying not to say “give you a pap smear.” They weigh me with all my clothes on, including my boots. I weigh myself