Mike and Andy are stuck in an alley, locked out of the bar. He is
ANDY What are you doing? Let me go!
MIKE Now! I’m supposed to be on now! You’re going in!
ANDY They’re right there!
MIKE So what?! Tell them to get out of your way! Tell your friends to f##k their stupid-ass hookup plan, ‘cuz you have something important to do!
ANDY Let go of me!
He keeps pulling. She kicks his knee.
MIKE (letting go) Goddamnit!
ANDY (rushing away) You’re a bastard.
MIKE Why won’t you help me?
He pounds on the door.
MIKE (cont'd) Let me in! Heeeeeeelp! You’re going to ruin everything! HEEEELP! I’m locked out! ANYBODY!
ANDY I’m sorry, Mike. I can’t do it.
MIKE Because of the mean girls.
ANDY Screw you.
MIKE Are they not going to speak to you? Are they gonna give you the cold shoulder? Are they gonna say you’re mean, and ruin everybody’s fun?
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