Janet and Linda are former colleagues in the American political
Janet (cont.) I guess pigeons don’t need furniture.
Linda It’s my first day. It hasn’t arrived yet.
Janet Save money and drive the humans out.
Linda He is NOT driving the humans out. Take that back! If that was his plan, I’m not sure why over half the country voted him into office.
Janet Because pigeons held the majority of votes.
Linda In the Northeast cities. The Midwest and South counted too. And even all the pigeons that wanted to vote, couldn’t. The touch screen ballots are heat censored.
Janet Do we really want a species in office that can’t work a touch screen?!
Linda If we discounted everyone that couldn’t cast a vote correctly…
Janet He is in a position to dictate what happens to this country for the next FOUR years -
Linda Or eight!
Janet And he’s not like us. You can’t tell
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