CJ, Kit, and Charlie are all giant elf balloons in Macy's annual
CJ: You naïve little fool.
Charlie: What did you call me?
Charlie rushes CJ, CJ hides behind Kit.
CJ: You won’t look so tough tomorrow. The cushy days of 12 handlers are over. We’ve been downsized. Four each.
Charlie: (retreating) Where did you hear that?
CJ: Snoopy got his hands on a copy of this year’s parade handbook. And you can bet he had a good laugh.
Charlie: (re: Snoopy) Smug jerk.
CJ: We’re not videogame characters or from a Pixar movie. We’re irrelevant. Nobody cares about us.
Kit: CJ! How can you say that?! We’re not irrelevant. People love us!
CJ: Who? No one knows our names. No one even knows we HAVE names!
Kit: Look, I know we may not be the “hippest” balloons on the block, but we’re part of something bigger than that. We’re a nostalgic, Christmassy reminder of
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