Moe and Hennie have been in love with each other for years, but
Moe: The kid’s a fighter! (To Hennie) Why are you crying?
Hennie: I never cried in my life. (She is now.)
Moe: (Starts for door. Stops) You told Sam you love him. . . .
Hennie: If I’m sore on life, why take it out on him?
Moe: You won’t forget me to your dyin’ day—I was the first guy. Part of your insides. You won’t forget. I wrote my name on you—indelible ink!
Hennie: One thing I won’t forget—how you left me crying on the bed like I was two for a cent!
Moe: Listen, do you think——
Hennie: Sure. Waits till the family goes to the open air movie. He brings me perfume. . . . He grabs my arms——
Moe: You won’t forget me!
Hennie: How you left the next week?
Moe: So I made a mistake. For Chris’ sake, don’t act like the Queen of Roumania!
Hennie: Don’t make me laugh!
Moe: What the hell do you
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