Jacqui: So Robert just texted me again!...

The Dangers of VD (Valentines Day)

Jean Witherspoon Jacqui Dyck

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Jacqui: So Robert just texted me again!

Jean: What did he say? Did he like you on Facebook?

Jacqui: So far he’s only liked power tools and UFC cage matches, but I’m still hoping. He asked if I want to go to The Brewskihouse; that bar that features the city’s biggest hamburgers. He says if you can eat a whole Stupendous Burger, it’s on the house.

Jean: How charming. What time is the wet tee shirt contest?

Jacqui: Oh, that’s not til eleven or so. You should still be able to make it after whatever dinner plans you have.

Jean: I’m sure. At my age you have to tantalize them with what they think you have and that it’s still in all the places it used to be. That takes a lot of engineering. I wouldn’t be caught dead in a wet tee shirt contest now. Not like the old days.

Jacqui: Oh my, you mean

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