Overview
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- Male: 0
Context
Jacqui Dyck is a smart young modern woman trying to find her way in today’s sexually-charged atmosphere. She admires the spirit and self-confidence of her sexy, uninhibited gold digger aunt, but isn’t sure this is the path for her in life. Aunty Jean, however, doesn’t want Jacqui to feel as sexually-repressed as her parents appear to be and feels she needs to mentor Jacqui in the use of feminine wiles to get ahead in life.
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Jacqui: So Robert just texted me again!
Jean: What did he say? Did he like you on Facebook?
Jacqui: So far he’s only liked power tools and UFC cage matches, but I’m still hoping. He asked if I want to go to The Brewskihouse; that bar that features the city’s biggest hamburgers. He says if you can eat a whole Stupendous Burger, it’s on the house.
Jean: How charming. What time is the wet tee shirt contest?
Jacqui: Oh, that’s not til eleven or so. You should still be able to make it after whatever dinner plans you have.
Jean: I’m sure. At my age you have to tantalize them with what they think you have and that it’s still in all the places it used to be. That takes a lot of engineering. I wouldn’t be caught dead in a wet tee shirt contest now. Not like the old days.
Jacqui: Oh my, you mean you have? I can’t imagine! I would die of embarrassment!
Jean: Embarrassment? Are you kidding me? For that moment in time, you are the sexiest woman on earth for hundreds of red-blooded men that have already seen thousands of wet-shirts on the Internet. What’s to be embarrassed about? If you’ve got it, flaunt it… right in their panting pathetic faces.
Jacqui: But other women look down on women who do that.
Jean: Who cares? Are you looking to marry any of these women who might look down on you? They are your competitors, honey. If you can catch the attention of some young, exciting hunk with a bit of cleavage and a well-timed wink, what business is it of theirs?
Jacqui: I could never see me doing the things as you do, Auntie. You’ve got more kahunas than most men I know.
Jean: So what are you going to tell Robert? He still left it open-ended enough you don’t know the score. Why don’t you just phone him and talk to him?
Jacqui: Phone him? Are you nuts? That’s so last Thursday.
Jean: Then maybe text him back and just ask who all will be there… and what time he’ll be picking you up. If he’s with another girl, I have some pointers on how to cut her legs out from under her.
Jacqui: Can you come to my bedroom? I need you to help me pick out what I should wear.
Jean: Okay, but you have to trust me.
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