In this scene of a Little Dickens on the Air, we meet Ronald Niven, a
(Enter Clara, Dragging a very drunk Ronald.)
Clara: I found one of them!
Buddy: Oh great!
Ronald: Hey Buddy! Hic! Dow ya hooin’, I mean how ya doin’?
Buddy: Oh great.
Ronald: Oh, don’ worry ‘bout me, fuh fuh fuh fuh
Leslie: He sounds like Lancie doing his vocal exercises.
Ronald: Fuh fuh fine.
Doris: Fuh Fuh Fuh crying out loud he sounds like a moron!
Buddy: Oh my gosh! This is serious! Ronald does almost half the voices in this play! And where’s Darren and Frank?
Clara: And where the heck is Betty?
Buddy: Which one?
Leslie: The taller one.
Betty: (Entering.) Sorry I’m late but I was looking for… Oh Ronald! I was looking all over for you!
Clara: Speak of the devil…
Betty: Oh no, that would be my sister.
Ronald: I dunno why you coont fine me, HIC! I was just in the ba… ba… coffeeshop… at
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