(Enter Clara, Dragging a very drunk Rona...

A Little Dickens on the Air

Buddy Brown Betty Carr Leslie Turner Doris Knight Ronald Niven

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(Enter Clara, Dragging a very drunk Ronald.)

Clara: I found one of them!

Buddy: Oh great!

Ronald: Hey Buddy! Hic! Dow ya hooin’, I mean how ya doin’?

Buddy: Oh great.

Ronald: Oh, don’ worry ‘bout me, fuh fuh fuh fuh

Leslie: He sounds like Lancie doing his vocal exercises.

Ronald: Fuh fuh fine.

Doris: Fuh Fuh Fuh crying out loud he sounds like a moron!

Buddy: Oh my gosh! This is serious! Ronald does almost half the voices in this play! And where’s Darren and Frank?

Clara: And where the heck is Betty?

Buddy: Which one?

Leslie: The taller one.

Betty: (Entering.) Sorry I’m late but I was looking for… Oh Ronald! I was looking all over for you!

Clara: Speak of the devil…

Betty: Oh no, that would be my sister.

Ronald: I dunno why you coont fine me, HIC! I was just in the ba… ba… coffeeshop… at

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