In this scene, Buck, a self-proclaimed UFO abductee tries to convince
Buck: You guys got lots of foil? You’re going to need it.
Chelsea: So we don’t miss out on the latest fashion craze?
Buck: No! So the mother-ship won’t be able to control you and force you to do things against your will.
Chelsea: Control me and force me to do things against my will? I already have Theresa for that.
Buck: You think I’m joking but I’m deadly serious.
Chelsea: So is Theresa most of the time.
Buck: We are facing an existential threat from beyond the stars and all you can do is crack wise?
Chelsea: Two months ago, you claimed government agents were the ones controlling our minds and wanted us to wear already-been-used Burger Bar foil burger envelopes you dug out of the trash as hats to prevent being manipulated.
Buck: The Burger Bar wouldn’t let me have any of the unused
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