START: Michael: Donald! You’re about a d...

The Boys in the Band

Michael Donald

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START: Michael: Donald! You’re about a day and a half early!

Donald: (Enters) The doctor canceled!

Michael: Canceled! How’d you get inside:

Donald: The street door was open.

Michael: You wanna drink?

Donald: (Going to bedroom to deposit his bag) Not until I’ve had my shower. I want something to work out today--I want to try to relax and enjoy something.

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END: Michael: Instead, you hang on till cocktail time, and by then you’re ready for what the night holds--which hopefully is another party, where the whole goddamn cycle starts over! (A beat) Well, I’ve been on that merry-go-round long enough and I either had to get off or die of centrifugal force.

Donald: And just how does a clear head stack up with the dull fog of alcohol?

Michael: Well, all those things you’ve always heard are

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