A diner, Salem, Oregon, 2000s. Diwata and Howie, two high school
Start: Diwata:.... Sometimes, when all the stalls are taken in the girls’ room at school, I use the boys’ bathroom on the third floor, because no one is ever up there after three.
End: Howie: Once upon a time, there was this kid who always wanted to time travel. And one day he got his wish, and went all the way back to Biblical times...
Karam, Stephen. Speech and Debate. Dramatists Play Service, New York, NY. 2008. pp. 40 - 45.
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