Edwin is at the Funeral Home with his brain-damaged brother Pinky
Start: Edwin: Hello, sorry for that. I’m, uh, Edwin Velasquez.
Marcia: Marcia Cook, could you open that window, please?!
EdwIn: It’s closed ‘cuz of the A.C.
Marcia: So smoke outside!!! I’m sorry, but I’m asthmatic!
[.. ... ..]
End: Edwin: Why donchu hang out, have a Yodel?
Marcia: I’m allergic to chocolate.
Edwin: Have a soda then.
Edwin: How ‘bout a slice of pizza?
Marcia: Pizza! Hello? Cheese?! God, did someone throw a brick on your head too??!!
Guirgis, Stephen Adly, Our Lady of 121st Street, Dramatists Play Service Inc., 2004, Act 1, Scene 5.
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