Overview

Synopsis

Not Now, Darling is a fast-paced British farce set in an exclusive London fur salon. The play follows Arnold Crouch and Gilbert Bodley, business partners with very different personalities. Gilbert, the more reckless of the two, attempts to use the company’s luxurious furs to curry favor with a married woman he is pursuing. His scheme quickly spirals out of control, dragging the nervous and straight-laced Arnold into a whirlwind of mistaken identities, half-dressed characters, and frantic cover-ups.

As the story unfolds, jealous spouses, suspicious customers, and unexpected visitors pour into the salon, each misunderstanding compounding the last. Clothes go missing, doors slam, and lies pile up, creating the trademark chaos of classic British farce. By the end, the characters are left entangled in a hilariously absurd web of their own making, where romantic escapades, social pretenses, and sheer panic collide. The play thrives on its witty dialogue, physical comedy, and escalating misunderstandings, making it a lively staple of mid-20th-century stage comedy.

Show Information

Category
Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)
Number of Acts
2
First Produced
1967
Genres
Comedy, Farce
Settings
Period, Unit/Single Set
Time & Place
An exclusive London fur salon. Late 1960s
Cast Size
medium
Ideal For
Community Theatre, Regional Theatre, Mostly Female Cast, Includes Adult, Mature Adult, Young Adult Characters, Medium Cast

Context

Plot

Characters

Name Part Size Gender Vocal Part

Arnold Crouch

Lead

Male

Spoken

Gilbert Bodley

Lead

Male

Spoken

Janie McMichael

Supporting

Female

Spoken

Maude Bodley

Supporting

Female

Spoken

Harry McMichael

Supporting

Male

Spoken

Sue Lawson

Supporting

Female

Spoken

Miss Tipdale

Supporting

Female

Spoken

Commander Frencham

Supporting

Male

Spoken

Mrs. Frencham

Supporting

Female

Spoken

Mr. Lawson

Supporting

Male

Spoken

Miss Wittingham

Featured

Female

Spoken

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Key Terms

    A recurring character type or symbol representing universal patterns in storytelling, often used in classical and contemporary theatre.

    Spoken interaction between characters in a play, used to reveal relationships, advance plot, and convey emotion.

    Phrases with dual meanings, often one risqué, used in scripts to add humor or subtext without overt expression.

    Farce is a comedic style that emphasizes exaggerated situations, improbable coincidences, mistaken identities, and rapid pacing. It often includes physical humor such as slamming doors, frantic chases, or characters hiding in plain sight. Farce is designed to generate nonstop laughter, often prioritizing chaos and absurdity over realistic storytelling.

    Slapstick is a type of physical comedy that relies on exaggerated actions, pratfalls, and humorous accidents to provoke laughter. It often includes broad movements, funny sound effects, and comic violence, such as someone slipping on a banana peel or being hit with a harmless object. The style originated in commedia dell’arte and became popular in vaudeville, silent film, and stage comedy.

    Wit in theatre refers to the quick, clever use of language to create humor or reveal deeper truths about characters and situations. It often relies on sharp wordplay, irony, or unexpected turns of phrase to keep audiences engaged. Wit is commonly found in comedies and serves both to entertain and to highlight human flaws in a lighthearted way.

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