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Synopsis

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, a rollicking hootenanny of a musical, is based on the true story of a legendary Texas brothel, which operated from the 1840s to 1973. Protected by a friendly sheriff and frequented by politicians, football teams, and others, the “Chicken Ranch” thrived in the small town of Gilbert, Texas. Girls came from all over to work at the ranch and make a little extra cash. However, a crusading do-gooder Houston radio commentator and his conservative audience expose the Chicken Ranch, forcing it to shut its doors forever.

Show Information

Music
Carol Hall
Lyrics
Carol Hall
Category
Musical
Age Guidance
Mature Audiences (M)
Number of Acts
2
First Produced
1978
Genres
Comedy
Settings
Multiple Settings
Time & Place
1930s, 1970s, texas
Cast Size
large
Orchestra Size
Medium
Dancing
Musical Staging
Licensor
Samuel French
Ideal For
College/University, Community Theatre, Large Cast, Mature Audiences, Professional Theatre, Regional Theatre, Star Vehicle Female, Includes Adult, Mature Adult, Young Adult, Late Teen Characters

Context

Plot

Characters

Name Part Size Gender Vocal Part

Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd

Lead

Male

Baritone

Melvin P. Thorpe

Lead

Male

Baritone

Mona Stangley

Lead

Female

Alto

Senator Wingwoah

Supporting

Male

Spoken

Angel

Supporting

Female

Mezzo-Soprano

Shy

Supporting

Female

Mezzo-Soprano

Jewel

Supporting

Female

Mezzo-Soprano

Doatsy Mae

Featured

Female

Alto

C.J. Scruggs

Featured

Male

Spoken

Governor

Featured

Male

Baritone, Bass

Edsel Mackey

Featured

Either Gender

Spoken

Band Leader

Featured

Either Gender

Spoken, Tenor, Baritone

Mayor Rufus Poindexter

Featured

Male

Spoken

Ensemble

Ensemble

Either Gender

Soprano, Mezzo-Soprano, Alto, Tenor, Baritone, Bass

The Girls Working for Miss Mona

Ensemble

Female

Soprano, Mezzo-Soprano, Alto

Songs

Act I

  • Prologue – Band Leader and Band
  • 20 Fans – Company
  • *A Lil' Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place – Mona Stangley and the Girls
  • Girl, You're a Woman – Mona Stangley, Shy, Jewel, and the Girls
  • Watch Dog Theme – The Dogettes
  • Texas Has a Whorehouse in It – Melvin P. Thorpe, the Thorpe Singers, and the Dogettes
  • Twenty-Four Hours of Lovin' – Jewel and the Girls
  • Watch Dog Theme (Reprise) – The Dogettes
  • Texas Has a Whorehouse in It (Reprise) – Melvin P. Thorpe and the Dogettes
  • Doatsy Mae – Doatsy Mae
  • *Angelette March – Angelette Imogene Charlene and the Angelettes
  • *The Aggie Song – The Aggies

Act II

  • The Sidestep – The Governor of Texas & Company
  • No Lies – Mona Stangley, Jewel, and the Girls
  • Good Old Girl – Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd and the Aggies
  • Hard Candy Christmas – The Girls
  • The Bus from Amarillo – Mona Stangley
  • Finale – Company

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Guide Written By:

Laura Ware

Laura Ware

StageAgent Editor and former dancing queen in Mamma Mia.