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START: Corie: Well . . . how about _that...

Corie Bratter Paul Bratter

Barefoot in the Park - Play

START: Corie: Paul . . . ! Paul, are you...

Corie Bratter Paul Bratter

Barefoot in the Park - Play

TOOMEY: Have a drink. EPSTEIN: I don’t...

Arnold Epstein Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey

Biloxi Blues - Play

Start: LAURIE: What do you want? I’m...

Eugene Jerome Laurie Morton

Brighton Beach Memoirs - Play

Start: BLANCHE: I want to talk to you...

Blanche Morton Nora Morton

Brighton Beach Memoirs - Play

Start: JACK: _(still looking at the p...

Jack Jerome Stanley Jerome

Brighton Beach Memoirs - Play

EUGENE: There’s too much material in thi...

Eugene Morris Jerome Stanley Jerome

Broadway Bound - Play

Would you be so kind, Master Tolchinsky,...

Leon Tolchinsky Dr. Zubritsky Lenya Zubritsky

Fools - Play

Start: JAY: I hate coming here, don’t...

Arty Kurnitz Jay Kurnitz

Lost in Yonkers - Play

Start: BELLA: Is Momma home? JAY:...

Arty Kurnitz Bella Kurnitz Jay Kurnitz

Lost in Yonkers - Play

Start: BELLA: Would you like some tea...

Bella Kurnitz Grandma Kurnitz

Lost in Yonkers - Play

Start: Oscar: (Calls out. In a playful m...

Oscar Madison Felix Ungar

The Odd Couple - Play

Start: Felix: (Moves to Murray) An ice-c...

Oscar Madison Felix Ungar Roy Speed Vinnie Murray

The Odd Couple - Play

Start: Felix: (Pushing his spaghetti awa...

Oscar Madison Felix Ungar

The Odd Couple - Play

Start: Olive: (_Aloud, to the kitchen_)...

Olive Madison Florence Unger

The Odd Couple (female version) - Play

START: BELLHOP Everything all right, ma'...

Karen Nash Bellhop

Plaza Suite - Play

START: (The doorbell rings) ... Hey,...

Sam Nash Karen Nash Jean McCormack

Plaza Suite - Play

START: JESSE Muriel! MURIEL (Smiles,...

Jesse Kiplinger Muriel Tate

Plaza Suite - Play

Start: Chris: Oh my God! Ken: Did yo...

Ken Gorman Chris Gorman

Rumors - Play

Start: Cassie: Do I look alright?...

Glenn Cooper Cassie Cooper

Rumors - Play

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