Anna is a straight-laced acting major and a goody-goody. She refuses
I'M SICK OF BEING A STRAIGHT-LACED PRUDE I WONDER HOW ID BE ONCE I DOWNED A FEW, I WANNA GO TO EXTREMES.
(she grabs a can of beer, twirls it in the air as if shes cool, and catches it; she then cracks it open and it sprays everywhere; she quickly throws it into the garbage.)
I WANNA BE WILD, AND SMOOTH AND COOL, LETS SMOKE A BONG. AND ROLL A SCOOBIEDOO I WANNA GO TO EXTREMES.
ILL GO TO A PLACE I'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE, AND SOMEHOW I'LL FIND FREEDOM IF I CAN HOLD ON TO THIS FANTASY THAT FAR.
I'M GONNA ANSWER WHEN DANGER CALLS LIKE SARAH WHEN SHE DRINKS RUM IN GUYS AND DOLLS I WANNA GO TO EXTREMES.
I'M JUST A GIRL WHO CANT SAY NO TO WILL. I'M HEADIN' DOWN TO THE FOOTBRIDGE WITH HAROLD HILL I WANNA GO TO EXTREMES.
ILL DRIVE OVER 65 IN A 55 ZONE AND SCREAM THAT LIFE'S WORTH LIVING AND BLOW OFF THE NEXT OIL CHANGE IN MY CAR
(Anna goes into the make up room and slams the door behind her. Divonne enters on the heels of Anna slamming the door and runs to it worried. She knocks on the door.)
Anna, are you okay? I'm sorry for saying those mean things. (She bangs on the door.) I'm sorry for those mean things I said, but I've just got to get to New York.....
Would you shut up, Divonne?! (pause) I'm putting on the stupid costume.
(Divonnes worried expression abruptly turns to excitement.)
I hope it fits.
(Divonne runs off. Anna comes out dressed in the skimpy leather costume.)
I'LL BE YOUR SWEET DOMINATRIX QUEEN I BETTER ASK SOMEONE WHAT DOMINATRIX MEANS.. NO! I WANNA GO TO EXTREMES.
I GOTTA GET MY HANDS ON ESKIMO PIE! I WANNA SWEAR! AND DRINK! AND EAT FRENCH FRIES! I WANNA GO TO EXTREMES.
THERE ARE WORLDS IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND I'M READY NOW TO SEE THEM AND NOTHINGS GONNA STOP ME FROM MY DREAMS! I'M GONNA GO TO EXTREMES.
I Wanna Go to Extremes