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Dead White Males

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START: So this is the truth of it, is it? Women scream at us for being brutes and tell us to get sensitive and caring or they’ll walk, but all the time they secretly want…

(He searches his memory banks.)

Petruchio! [... … …]

END: After eighteen months of crawling on my belly to personnel managers I wouldn’t have spat at five years ago I’ve had enough. I’m sorry your mother is finding the going hard, but I’m not Petruchio, ,so bad bloody luck the both of you!

Williamson, David, Dead White Males, Currency Press, 1995, p. 69.

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