Rosemarie Clinger is a pushy tour guide and movie fan. Sometimes she
(Excited; she has a Queens accent -- whereby she pronounces "R"s as "V"s)
Welcome to Hollywood Bull-a-vard: the stveet on which awl L.A. stars have tvamped. I'm yaw taw guide, Vosemavie Clinger. On our taw, we've seen the homes of Lucille Bawl, Caesar Vomevo, Cavy Gvant, and Annette Funicello. But now we're at the manor of perhaps the golden oldie of them awl...
(She can't remember)
Uh, her name escapes me. ... You know, the one you never hear about anymore, who appeared in awl those old, old movies... The star of SATAN WAS A LADY. They say she was an incomparable beauty, actress and wacko. The critics called her a mankiller, and she took it too seriously.
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