(Recite like dialogue) I’M JILL’S GRANN...

Chad Walker

Slay It With Music

Michael Colby Paul Katz

Overview

Show

Slay It With Music

Character

Chad Walker

Gender

Male

Playing Age

Adult

Style

Comedic

Act/Scene

Act 2

Time & Place

Hollywood, 1960s

Length

Short

Time Period

Contemporary

Show Type

Musical

Age Guidance

Thirteen Plus (PG-13)

Context

Text

(Recite like dialogue)

I’M JILL’S GRANNY—

MYRNA JENKINS.

SPURN A JENKINS

AND THEN PRAY.

HOTSHOTS WHO WOULD

BURN A JENKINS

LEARN A JENKINS

MAKES ‘EM PAY!

Yes, it was I who killed Grant -- for two-timing me two times too many. I lost my man and then I lost my mind! And you vain sex-crazy sisters were responsible! So let me CUT to the chase. I've waited years to see you both -- so I could get even. Today, after Jill let me in the house, I was about to murder Marcy. Then Rosemarie intruded--so I killed her instead. I also killed your William Morris agent. He’ll call no more! And now it's your turn, sssisss-ters!