Sis (also called Kathryn) is at practice--what she has earlier called
I know from where my salvation will come. I will give birth to the baby Jesus. The baby Jesus brought to you by Kathryn, the near virgin. I will have to buy swaddling clothes.
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(Singing) “On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day. I saw three ships a-sailing in, on Christmas Day in the morning.”
For the full monologue, refer to the clips or script edition cited here: Steve Martin. “WASP,” in Picasso at the Lapin Agile and Other Plays. Grove Press, 1996. pp. 135.
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