Norma is the mother of the bride and she is dressed to the nines.
START: Hello? ... Hello, operator? ... Can I have the Blue Room, please ... The Blue Room ... Is there a Pink Room? ... I want the Hubley-Eisler wedding ... The Green Room, that's it. Thank you ... Could you please hurry, operator, it's an emergency …
END: Oh, God, he's here! ... Mimsey! Mimsey, please, spare me this ... If you want, I'll have it annulled next week, but please come out and get married! (There is no answer from the bathroom but the front doorbell rings impatiently) All right, I'm letting your father in. And heaven help the three of us!
Neil Simon, “The Plaza Suite”, The Collected Plays of Neil Simon Vol. 1, pp.560-561
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