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The Waiting Room

Wanda Kozynski

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Start: See, I made a bet with my mother five years ago after I read this article she sent me from Newsweek while I was waiting to get a pap smear. See, the article said the odds of my getting married by forty were not quite as good as the odds of my being shot by a terrorist.

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End: So now I got thirty days to find the guy—and this morning I go to the doctor…and I got a tumor. And that’s how I’m doin’.

For full extended monologue, please refer to clips or the script edition cited here: Lisa Loomer, The Waiting Room, Dramatists Play Service, 1998, pp. 38-40.

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