I don’t know...Maybe it’s just me, but d...

How I Learned to Drive

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I don’t know...Maybe it’s just me, but do you ever feel like you’re a walking Mary Jane joke? [...] You haven’t heard the Mary Jane jokes? Ok.

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Or maybe someone’s implanted radio transmitters in my chest at a frequency I can’t hear, that girls can’t detect, but they’re sending out these signals to men who get mesmerized, like sirens calling out to them to dash themselves on these “rocks".

For the full extended monologue, see Vogel, Paula. How I Learned to Drive, Dramatists Play Service, 1997, pp. 37-39.

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