Agnes has recently lost her only sister, Tilly, to a horrible car
Start: What, you were expecting some nerd? Cause I’m no nerd. I’m a straight up lady-killah!
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End: I got a crazy fast connection in my digs. 56 kilobits per second! Fastest on the market. Fo reals.
For full extended monologue, please refer to the script edition cited here: Nguyen, Qui, She Kills Monsters, Samuel French, 2011, pp. 10-11.
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