Oscar is furious with his roommate and friend Felix after Felix
Start: Good, Because now I’m going to tell you off...For six months I lived alone in this apartment. All alone in eight rooms
End: When you want to come out, ring a bell and I'll run into the bedroom. (Almost breaking down) I’m asking you nicely, Felix...As a friend...Stay out of my way! (And he goes into the bedroom).
For full monologue, see:
Simon, Neil. The Odd Couple, Samuel French, London, 1966, p.79.
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