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Dang! Why’d you have to mention funnel c...

Monica

The Sexton and the Sod

Rebecca Cox

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Character
Gender
Female
Playing Age
Late Teen, Young Adult
Style
Comedic
Act/Scene
Act I
Time & Place
The Ruins Haunted House, a Greek mythology-themed scare attraction for Halloween
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Mature Audiences (M)

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Dang! Why’d you have to mention funnel cakes? A sugary snack sounds delicious right about now. Man oh man! It’s gotta be gettin’ close to break time, huh? I’m starving! And I’m freezing and I’m bored…but, hey! I’m gonna to do my best to quit belly-achin’, Opal – just because I like you. But Lord have mercy if one more of those little princesses comes prancing through here. They’re driving me bonkers! The daddy’s girl routine is annoying to death. Makes me wanna get after ‘em harder and have ‘em pee their yoga pants.

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