Dang! Why’d you have to mention funnel c...

The Sexton and the Sod

Monica

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Dang! Why’d you have to mention funnel cakes? A sugary snack sounds delicious right about now. Man oh man! It’s gotta be gettin’ close to break time, huh? I’m starving! And I’m freezing and I’m bored…but, hey! I’m gonna to do my best to quit belly-achin’, Opal – just because I like you. But Lord have mercy if one more of those little princesses comes prancing through here. They’re driving me bonkers! The daddy’s girl routine is annoying to death. Makes me wanna get after ‘em harder and have ‘em pee their yoga pants.

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