DIXIE (_reporting live on air_) Good mor...

Farmer Lee and the Aliens

Dixie

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DIXIE (reporting live on air) Good morning, y’all! And welcome to the Peanut Festival Parade! I’m Dixie Divine, and I’m here in Brooklet, Georgia, where we’ve never seen so much excitement! Everybody who is anybody is in attendance today for this annual event to catch a glimpse of Farmer Lee and hear all about his adventure into the Mayan Ruins! I saw Brad Pitt getting out of his Bugatti Veyron right here behind me just moments ago, and Johnny Depp parachuted in and landed right on top of Uncle Shug’s Bar-B-Q Place earlier this morning if you can believe it! Wait (listening to her ear piece) - someone’s telling me now – yes it’s true! Fall Out Boy has left the stage right in the middle of performing their new hit song Date Night At The Dollar General to join us street-side and wave to Farmer Lee as he goes by!

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