Cinderella has almost discovered that Rudolf does not love her, but
Being a prince I'm so charming,
The girls find my smile quite disarming.
They melt at my kiss,
And that leads to this.
My success rate is almost alarming.
Being a prince I'm so rich.
I love diamonds and rubies and glitz.
The crowds are all grumbling.
The palace is crumbling.
So I dine with my friends at the Ritz.
Being a prince is the thing,
With maidens galore in the Spring.
I eat ambrosia and honey,
Bought with other men's money,
And then when it's over, I'm king!
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