Over the course of two evenings mother and son, two estranged
DO NOT mention that f###ing piece of shit. I get sick to my stomach when that man's name is uttered. He can kiss my fat ass. Him and your father are the perfect pair: Grime and dirt. Telling him that I just up and left. He can talk ‘til he dies. Which will hopefully be soon.
Look, I know when you were living with us in Santo Domingo Elpidio was a like a father to you but... You know what? F##k it! He f###ed up! That's it! Se finít! All the expenses for 'Tico’s funeral came out of my pocket. Food, flower arrangements, candles... even the Goddamn matches. ME. When I decided to come over to the states for a while that waste of space took advantage of the fact that I wasn't there, closed all of our bank accounts and took everything. There's your uncle for you. Motherf###a... It's like he got possessed or some sh#t!
Then this asshole didn't wanna sign the divorce papers. Can you believe that? It was a huge mess of lawyers before everything was resolved. Now he goes around telling everybody that victim story. Sick, low life, piece of- Pal carajo, coño! Get me another beer!
Filling his mouth with sh#t! "Ay, Divina pero please... even Jesus Christ forgave." I ain't no Jesus Christ! He wants to see a second coming? You tell him to come see me. I’ll show him a motherf###n’ second coming. Ese asaroso, cara ‘e maco, boca ‘e ripio! He can eat sh^t, die then eat sh*t again.
Now you tellin’ me he remarried? To a Puerto Rican? What-the-f##k-ever.
So who’s this woman? What she look like? When did he get married?
You know what? Good for him. AMEN! In nomine patris and all that blessed bullsh*t! She can have him. Now everything’s fine, right? Everything’s great! Living with his new wife. MOTHERF###A! THAT'S WHAT HE IS! A C##KSUCKING MOTHERF###A!
Yo, put on some music! I need to get rid of this fecal taste in my mouth.
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