Please, you're killing me. You can't tur...

Please, you're killing me. You can't turn me down now. You know, you could sell me those brownies now. If we don’t tell anyone and if I still go with you to the church and pay for them there, what difference does it make if you let me eat them now or after the sale tonight?

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Please. Just one? I'll pay double for one frosted one now, and I promise I will outbid everyone for the rest of the batch tonight.