No, no, I can't afford 'em, gov'ner. Nei...
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Gender
Male
Playing Age
Mature Adult, Elderly
Style
Comedic
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Musical
Age Guidance
Youth (Y)/General Audiences (G)
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No, no, I can't afford 'em, gov'ner. Neither could you if you was as poor as me. Not that I mean any 'arm, mind you, but if Eliza's getting a bit out of this, why not me too? Eh? Why not? Well, look at it my way - what am I? I ask you, what am I?
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