Skinny has been working downstairs in the club, but he has come
START: You know the one in the dress with the thing up the back? We’re having a chat, she’s up for it, and Baby swans up, stands in here, close, and he does the thing with the… Says the thing about bad breath.
[... … ]
END: Meanwhile, right, what’s he doing? What’s he doing? Oh look, he’s at the bar. Oh look, he’s leaning on the f#&king bar. Is that Alan Ladd? No. I don’t think so.
Jez Butterworth, Mojo, NHB Modern Plays, 2013, pp.21-22.
More about this monologue