Al and Jen are getting ready to take their relationship to the next
And I would never abuse you. But you know the world is fool of idiots who actually do force women to have sex. So they’ve made this necessary. And, to make things easy, I'll provide us with a revised love contract at such time that will cover us for the duration of our marriage, which I'm sure will be as long as we both shall live.
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