Besides getting in the comedic bit about Gran’s plumbing, this
Now, George, you can’t chalk up every emotional outburst to women’s plumbing. I’ve had so much of mine removed I’m darned near hollow down there. I even echo when I pee. Still you accuse me of plumbing issues every time I get mad when you’ve done something stupid. Jacqui’s problem is that it’s Valentine’s Day today. Remember? Those phones are the only way young people know how to communicate. It’s pretty hard to wait by a phone for a fellow to call to ask you out on Valentines when you can’t find your phone.
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