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I know what you mean. You couldn’t pay m...

Chelsea

The Crimson Cap Ladies Save the Day

Chris McKerracher

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Character
Gender
Female
Playing Age
Young Adult
Style
Comedic
Act/Scene
Act 1, Scene 5
Time & Place
A bar in a small town, late 1970s
Length
Short
Time Period
Contemporary
Show Type
Play
Age Guidance
Thirteen Plus (PG-13)

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I know what you mean. You couldn’t pay me enough to go down there. You barely pay me enough to pour coffee for people. I’m not taking on a spider for minimum wage. Anyway, I better not practice my bag piping on the way to McDonald’s. When I just played them earlier, I heard a bunch of people yelling. No one appreciates my art.

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