I know what you mean. You couldn’t pay m...

The Crimson Cap Ladies Save the Day

Chelsea

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I know what you mean. You couldn’t pay me enough to go down there. You barely pay me enough to pour coffee for people. I’m not taking on a spider for minimum wage. Anyway, I better not practice my bag piping on the way to McDonald’s. When I just played them earlier, I heard a bunch of people yelling. No one appreciates my art.

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