Start: Oh, get off it! Lecturing me abou...

Chinglish

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Start: Oh, get off it! Lecturing me about “honesty”? Mr. “Consultant”? Maybe on, on ancient Ming porcelains or, or dipsy-sh#t calligraphy. But you don’t know the first thing about business.

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End: And in China? Hell, I don’t need a “consultant” who, in the middle of the Big Meeting, suddenly suffers a nervous breakdown and starts screaming that my client’s only son is a f$#king moron!

Hwang, David Henry, Chinglish, Theatre Communications Group, 2012, p. 84.

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