Start: Don’t do it, Arty … Leave him...

Lost in Yonkers

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Don’t do it, Arty … Leave him alone, Uncle Louie. You want the bag open, do it yourself.

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Well, you’re no Humphrey Bogart … And I’ll tell you something else--No. That’s all.

For full extended monologue, refer to the script edition cited here: Neil Simon, Lost in Yonkers, in The Collected Plays of Neil Simon, Volume IV. Simon & Schuster, 1998, pp. 136.

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