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Lost in Yonkers

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We’re not rich people, boys. I know that doesn’t come as a surprise to you … but I’m going to tell you something now I hoped I’d never have to tell you in my life ...

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We’d be free and clear and back together again in less than a year … Okay? … So now comes the question, where do you two live while I’m gone?

For full extended monologue, refer to the script edition cited here: Neil Simon, Lost in Yonkers, in The Collected Plays of Neil Simon, Volume IV. Simon & Schuster, 1998, pp. 99-100

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