Kali is displaying controlling behavior over her long-term boyfriend,
Actually he’s in the middle of cooking / you know what he’s like when he’s cooking!
End: Can’t wait.
Oh! I can smell food. Got to go.
We’ll send you a postcard of The Largest IKEA store in the Universe. Bye.
For full extended monologue, please refer to the script edition cited here: Bryony Lavery, Stockholm, Oberon Books, electronic edition 2013, pp. 71-4
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