Comedic Monologues for Men

START: My name’s David Dean. I work in...

I understand there is something about...

Now be cautious. How do you spend your...

START: I know it seems like a terrible...

START: Well at first it was because I...

START: It’s clever. I’ll give you that. ...

Start: Look, I didn’t make you people,...

START: The other night I dreamt my...

START: I used to be a very negative...

Start: I can’t breathe. I can’t catch...

So now all we’re supposed to watch is...

Start: What’s this world coming to when ...