Comedic Monologues for Men

START: No, no, no, no, no! You miss...

Poppy! Bring the book! Is that the...

Let me tell you something about my...

Start: What do you mean, nothing?...

Start: How can I help you when I can’t...

Start: Good, Because now I’m going to...

Start: (Calls out. In a playful mood)...

Start: Hello… Um. How’s the weather?... ...

I’ve got two jobs, how did that happen? ...

My father, Tommy Henshall, God rest his ...

There’s something in these surroundings ...

Perchance you think a treasure trunk...