Comedic Monologues for Men

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I know what you’re thinking and...

START: Oh Nancy! You run, girl. Don’t...

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Hello, Murray? Call me back.

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You know what I really want? I...

Start: When you do live television,...

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Let us not waste time in idle...

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Was I sleeping, while the others ...

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I am impertinent. (He knocks...

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Given the existence as uttered...

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A luxury item is a thing that...

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Her skin will be rose on white....

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Voice? (No answer.) Voice? (No...